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We call it the lazy river.

We call it the lazy river.
i know
i know
because you named her mozzarella
because you named her mozzarella
this should work on anyone
this should work on anyone
His other son is named kal-el
His other son is named kal-el
spared no expense
spared no expense
genius. dishonest, but genius
genius. dishonest, but genius
run
run
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
only a karen would consider suing 8 year olds
it just wants to have its voice heard
it just wants to have its voice heard
it’s tuesday
it’s tuesday
fight the system!
fight the system!
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
he became the clickbait he wanted to read
so satisfying
so satisfying
i would die
i would die
bring back classic coke
bring back classic coke
One+cries+because+one+is+sad.
One cries because one is sad.
Box+wine+is+so+trashy.
Box wine is so trashy.
Why+I+read+books.
Why I read books.
This+is+truth.
This is truth.
Join the conversation
Power+Rangers+with+sombreros+are+cooler.
Power Rangers with sombreros are cooler.
This+is+why+I%26%238217%3Bm+forever+alone.
This is why I’m forever alone.
Zombie+Apocalypse+Algebra.
Zombie Apocalypse Algebra.
Words.
Words.
%26%238230%3Bmade+in+China.
…made in China.
How+Michael+Phelps+is+using+his+22+Olympic+Medals.
How Michael Phelps is using his 22 Olympic Medals.
People+always+ask+me+how+I+pronounce+my+name.
People always ask me how I pronounce my name.
Timid+shark+wants+to+ask+you+a+question.
Timid shark wants to ask you a question.