a business lunch of meerkats

now your kids can suffer just like you!

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

they’ll definitely grow back

try saying that five times fast!

genius. dishonest, but genius

he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be

he’s lived through every injury

death by roomba army

right swipe

a good place to sit

the hard part about divorce no one warns you about

life hack

men, do you accept the challenge?

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

chucks forever