Baby crabs are pretty cutesie.

Baby crabs are pretty cutesie.

Hmm… maybe I don’t feel like stealing after all…

Hmm… maybe I don’t feel like stealing after all…

Dogs just wanna have fun.

Dogs just wanna have fun.

PSA: It is important to walk your flop-eared good boys, too.

PSA: It is important to walk your flop-eared good boys, too.

Become the disinfectant…

Become the disinfectant…

Those aren’t her eyes, bud.

Those aren’t her eyes, bud.

The fat controller cares.

The fat controller cares.

Never trust a button.

Never trust a button.

Cuddle slut.

United we win.

Friendly reminder to play the piano for your kijje. – Anthony Hopkins, probably.

Friendly reminder to play the piano for your kijje. – Anthony Hopkins, probably.

Never stop pooping.

Never stop pooping.

CORNED BEEF, ROLL OUT!

CORNED BEEF, ROLL OUT!

Venice, lately.

Venice, lately.

California Science Center giving the rats a tour of a lifetime.

California Science Center giving the rats a tour of a lifetime.

Displaced, suddenly.

Displaced, suddenly.