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forced into retirement

What’s your street name?
What’s your street name?
So there is a God…
So there is a God…
It’s just one of those days…
It’s just one of those days…
World’s Smallest Sandcastle, Etched on a Single Grain of Sand
World’s Smallest Sandcastle, Etched on a Single Grain of Sand
In case of love at first sight.
In case of love at first sight.
Boo.
Boo.
Why we do what we do.
Why we do what we do.
Making adult decisions.
Making adult decisions.
Initially I disliked these but they’re growing on me.
Initially I disliked these but they’re growing on me.
Nerd jumper.
Nerd jumper.
I like to wear skirts.
I like to wear skirts.
Program not responding…
Program not responding…
Dear JJ Abrams
Dear JJ Abrams
Super socks.
Super socks.
You’re a princess too!?
You’re a princess too!?
only+ask+your+enemies+if+they+need+a+ride
only ask your enemies if they need a ride
someone+check+in+on+halloween
someone check in on halloween
would+you+like+an+egg+in+these+trying+times%2C+god%3F
would you like an egg in these trying times, god?
mine
mine
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+the+%2Amost%2A+embarrassing+thing+that+could+have+happened
it’s not the *most* embarrassing thing that could have happened
omg+so+often
omg so often
his+resume+was+stellar
his resume was stellar
labor+crisis+solved
labor crisis solved
my+money+is+on+literally+a+duck.+why%3F+why+the+hell+not
my money is on literally a duck. why? why the hell not
this+has+to+be+fake
this has to be fake
let%26%238217%3Bs+go+fishing%21
let’s go fishing!
delete+that+right+now%21
delete that right now!