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The perfect first date
The perfect first date
Being mistaken for Aaron Paul
Being mistaken for Aaron Paul
The life of a pet owner
The life of a pet owner
Everything happens for a reason
Everything happens for a reason
Words
Words
This was in my furniture assembly instructions
This was in my furniture assembly instructions
Let me help you
Let me help you
Elsa’s a bitch
Elsa’s a bitch
In preparation for the East Coast blizzard.
In preparation for the East Coast blizzard.
Math
Math
Vaccinations by Penn and Teller
Vaccinations by Penn and Teller
When Stephen Hawking met Jim Carey
When Stephen Hawking met Jim Carey
Excitement level
Excitement level
Before you kiss a boy.
Before you kiss a boy.
Not one ab to show for it
Not one ab to show for it
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Classy.
Classy.
Join the conversation
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Hands.
Hands.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.