Wait just a got dam

Wait just a got dam

for the taco bell obsessed family

for the taco bell obsessed family

this is a dead giveaway you paid too much

this is a dead giveaway you paid too much

budget cuts have hit everyone hard

budget cuts have hit everyone hard

there’s always one more

there’s always one more

if you don’t want me to use paper towels than don’t provide paper towels

if you don’t want me to use paper towels than don’t provide paper towels

pajamas are like fine china – they only come out on special occassions

pajamas are like fine china – they only come out on special occassions

the power of the thumb… nail

the power of the thumb… nail

spite is fine

cheaper than a therapist

cheaper than a therapist

regret is spelled “moisty boi”

regret is spelled “moisty boi”

all are not welcome

all are not welcome

priorities, people

priorities, people

*buys box of donuts*

*buys box of donuts*

Killer doll memes because Megan is coming for us all

Killer doll memes because Megan is coming for us all

brilliant marketing

brilliant marketing