The ghost slapper

Breaking news!

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

There was a firefight!

How to break a heart

How do I sign up for this?

Words.

Permission to cry.

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.

*watches Netflix happily*

This bear naps.

Jokes on me…

Why you all mad, tho?

This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year