Fish are friends, not food. – Bruce, probably.

Fish are friends, not food. - Bruce, probably.

bring back classic coke

bring back classic coke

getting that mcticket

getting that mcticket

somebody stop me before it’s too late

somebody stop me before it’s too late

run

it’s tuesday

my mortal enemy

my mortal enemy

i would die

we’re all just mobile meat vessels if you really think about it

we’re all just mobile meat vessels if you really think about it

this should work on anyone

this should work on anyone

google always knows what you mean

google always knows what you mean

yes, we really are that dense

yes, we really are that dense

because you named her mozzarella

because you named her mozzarella

has there ever been a more wholesome photo?

has there ever been a more wholesome photo?

i know

it takes commitment to be this heinous

it takes commitment to be this heinous