Feeling Lucky?

i could have been anything, but here i am

i could have been anything, but here i am
black cat does not approve
black cat does not approve
feel better about yourself?
feel better about yourself?
murder is the key to the happy marriage
murder is the key to the happy marriage
stay together for the foals
stay together for the foals
invisible-ohs!
invisible-ohs!
they solved a lot of crimes together
they solved a lot of crimes together
uneducated potato
uneducated potato
it’s a dangerous game
it’s a dangerous game
it literally gets everywhere
it literally gets everywhere
he looked better before. should ask for a refund
he looked better before. should ask for a refund
got divorced for financial freedom but still in love. make the american medical system make sense
got divorced for financial freedom but still in love. make the american medical system make sense
climate change over 100 years too late
climate change over 100 years too late
she was the smartest person on the show it turns out
she was the smartest person on the show it turns out
get a pet bird they said… it’ll be fun they said…
get a pet bird they said… it’ll be fun they said…
this should be in every public restroom
this should be in every public restroom
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Join the conversation
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.