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I thought The Onion was suppose to be satirical

I thought The Onion was suppose to be satirical
Get ya’ nails did, darling.
Get ya’ nails did, darling.
A rat being given anaesthesia. Good night, sweet rodent.
A rat being given anaesthesia. Good night, sweet rodent.
Grans whom mask up.
Grans whom mask up.
Fake news, and all that Jazz.
Fake news, and all that Jazz.
We’re gonna need another sign, Bob.
We’re gonna need another sign, Bob.
Nestlé would be proud.
Nestlé would be proud.
One of you has made a huge mistake.
One of you has made a huge mistake.
World’s Greatest May may
World’s Greatest May may
Fauci do that.
Fauci do that.
No like dis
No like dis
Montana breaks down the various types of distancing.
Montana breaks down the various types of distancing.
Long shot but it landed.
Long shot but it landed.
Summer 2020 has a different vibe to it…
Summer 2020 has a different vibe to it…
I would go to a crowded theatre for this movie.
I would go to a crowded theatre for this movie.
Common ground is common ground.
Common ground is common ground.
pathethics
pathethics
cirque+du+famille
cirque du famille
what+a+hoot
what a hoot
this+made+me+think+of+you+%3C3
this made me think of you <3
Join the conversation
huh%2C+that%26%238217%3Bs+nifty
huh, that’s nifty
dont+remind+me
dont remind me
being+at+family+gatherings+like%3A
being at family gatherings like:
10+Funny+Air+Memes+to+Blow+You+Away
10 Funny Air Memes to Blow You Away
%28the+french%26%238217%3Bs%29+secrets+to+life
(the french’s) secrets to life
circus+min-maximus
circus min-maximus
%26%238220%3Bturning+you+to+sushi%2C+later%26%238221%3B
“turning you to sushi, later”
well+that%26%238217%3Bs+certainly+one+take
well that’s certainly one take