Maybe sit this one out, Megs.

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

you had a good run

baby faced swamp witch

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

if you’re a punctual person, now you know what your friends really mean they text you their eta

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

ladies, i’m single! don’t all line up at once now

marriage isn’t for everyone

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

political pokemon

google became the thing it sought to destroy