your snake has a mouse now

Somebody’s About To Get A Face Full Of Hose

Just jump

Don't tempt me, because I will

Darth Billy Joel

Allergic to chocolate

She's pretty underrated

i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman

This guy.

Everyone’s a whore

Actually The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read

Rainy days

And People Says There Are No Straight Lines In Nature

My dad is so cheap…

This makes me happy

List of facts