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framed failures

maybe next time
maybe next time
carb. tomato. cheese
carb. tomato. cheese
always be prepared
always be prepared
actual still image of me doing a push up
actual still image of me doing a push up
some things are just impossible
some things are just impossible
and now the song is stuck in my head
and now the song is stuck in my head
all we are is dust on the shelf
all we are is dust on the shelf
mystery flavor
mystery flavor
what the point of this study?
what the point of this study?
do cocaine about it
do cocaine about it
moo, man
moo, man
trust the science
trust the science
been waiting all my life for this
been waiting all my life for this
happy bat
happy bat
i’m open to suggestions
i’m open to suggestions
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Science%2C+bitches.
Science, bitches.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
Join the conversation
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.