The food must be managed, dear.

The food must be managed, dear.

what will America choose?

what will America choose?

burns so good

this is brilliant

this is brilliant

i need to make friends with crows

i need to make friends with crows

the perfect crime

the perfect crime

why do they make it so stressful?

why do they make it so stressful?

thanks, gilligan!

thanks, gilligan!

target has had enough bs

target has had enough bs

when you need to know which of your friends are secretly lizard people

when you need to know which of your friends are secretly lizard people

forgive me father, for i have sinned

forgive me father, for i have sinned

literally every time i do laundry

literally every time i do laundry

doggo has the best job

doggo has the best job

stories don’t get much more heartwarming than this

stories don’t get much more heartwarming than this

tread lightly

tastes like blue

tastes like blue