Snowglobes are gonna burn the building…

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

say aloe to my little friend

another delicious hummuscide

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

was joining the US military the original squid game?

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral

how hard can it be to draw a baby? apparently pretty hard…

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

i am not the old white man you’re looking for

the big bad wolf is getting smarter everyday. Soon enough the three little pigs will finally fall

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!