you didn’t own a cat

you *didn't* own a cat

A long time ago, in a desert far, far away…

A long time ago, in a desert far, far away…

I’m not mad…

I’m not mad…

Run you fools!

The B o i t r a y a l

The B o i t r a y a l

Mood: Melancholy

Mood: Melancholy

Something about my dog is off today…

Something about my dog is off today…

Ask and ye shall receive.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Friendly volcano

Friendly volcano

My dog goes to work with me every day and my bosses gave him a Christmas bonus.

My dog goes to work with me every day and my bosses gave him a Christmas bonus.

Poetry at its finest.

Poetry at its finest.

I was expecting a different result.

I was expecting a different result.

I deserve this bagel… I’m just gonna scootch it over this way….

I deserve this bagel… I’m just gonna scootch it over this way….

First day of college vs day you pay off student loans

First day of college vs day you pay off student loans

BBC trying to avoid product placement.

BBC trying to avoid product placement.

Unworthy