Feeling Lucky?

an attempt was made

an attempt was made
… and diet soda, please.
… and diet soda, please.
I struggle with my laziness.
I struggle with my laziness.
It simply does not matter.
It simply does not matter.
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
Why don’t we go around the room and introduce ourselves.
The morning is so beautiful.
The morning is so beautiful.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
This is why the chicken crossed the road.
Rice is great.
Rice is great.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
If I had a nickel for every time I heard you say something stupid.
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
There’s plenty of fish in the sea…
Spongebob on drugs.
Spongebob on drugs.
Jiggle! Jiggle!
Jiggle! Jiggle!
Old McDonald had a farm.
Old McDonald had a farm.
Smashing!
Smashing!
Back in my day…
Back in my day…
Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
Who’s the best smelling actor that you’ve worked with?
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…
Sup+player.
Sup player.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Join the conversation
No+shame.
No shame.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Classy.
Classy.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.