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The things we put up with for silence.

The things we put up with for silence.
You keep using that word.
You keep using that word.
Tea-bagging.
Tea-bagging.
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
I don’t know what’s more awkward…
Mushroom rehabilitation clinic.
Mushroom rehabilitation clinic.
Bread! Bread everywhere!
Bread! Bread everywhere!
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
You’re getting dangerously close to my success level.
How women flirt.
How women flirt.
I must go. My swing needs me.
I must go. My swing needs me.
Lalalala.
Lalalala.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
What I expect to find behind the shower curtain.
How much does a hipster weigh?
How much does a hipster weigh?
Austerity survival guide.
Austerity survival guide.
Horton the Hipster.
Horton the Hipster.
Words.
Words.
The inventor of the TV remote.
The inventor of the TV remote.
I+already+pre-ordered+my+tickets.
I already pre-ordered my tickets.
Unnecessary+censorship+is+3spookers5mua..
Unnecessary censorship is 3spookers5mua..
Welcome+back%2C+Bud.
Welcome back, Bud.
Spiders+are+yum+yum+in+my+tum+tum%21
Spiders are yum yum in my tum tum!
Join the conversation
The+books+on+parenting.
The books on parenting.
%26%238216%3BShe%26%238217%3Bs+pissin%2C+be+out+in+a+sec.%26%238217%3B+%26%238211%3B+Pupperoni+on+duty
‘She’s pissin, be out in a sec.’ – Pupperoni on duty
We%26%238217%3Bve+made+good+progress.+We+can+still+do+better.
We’ve made good progress. We can still do better.
Or+maybe+throw+up+a+thumb+and+wish+him+the+best%26%238230%3B
Or maybe throw up a thumb and wish him the best…
I%26%238217%3Bm+a+cereal+entrepreneur%26%238230%3B
I’m a cereal entrepreneur…
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+even+ask+if+she+wanted+it%2C+probably.
He didn’t even ask if she wanted it, probably.
He%26%238217%3Bs+makin%26%238217%3B+waffles.
He’s makin’ waffles.
Neature%21+Snug+as+a+bug+in+a+rug.
Neature! Snug as a bug in a rug.