friendly surprise

Scumbag chihuahuas.

Scumbag chihuahuas.

How does Batman’s mom call him to dinner?

How does Batman’s mom call him to dinner?

Aliens.

Why I’m alone.

Why I’m alone.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Hi, I’m Paula Deen.

Shut up and take my money!

Shut up and take my money!

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Optimist, pessimist, realist, me.

Can we sleep on your table?

Can we sleep on your table?

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

So I heard they’re naming a new paint color after you.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Draw me like one of your organic carbon based females of French origin.

Thug life.

The multiverse theory.

The multiverse theory.

Cats are jerks.

Cats are jerks.

Scumbag babies.

Scumbag babies.

Roses are red…

Roses are red…