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It’s the season at Target.
It’s the season at Target.
Stay away from my family!
Stay away from my family!
I <3 you potato.
I <3 you potato.
The world today
The world today
When Heineken bottles were square.
When Heineken bottles were square.
Im txtng while drving
Im txtng while drving
I’ve never been a heroin addict.
I’ve never been a heroin addict.
Things to do after you die.
Things to do after you die.
George R.R. Martin, ladies and gentlemen
George R.R. Martin, ladies and gentlemen
Something to think about…
Something to think about…
Perks of being blind.
Perks of being blind.
So close…
So close…
Palin chimes in on Obama and Ferguson, MO
Palin chimes in on Obama and Ferguson, MO
The story of Shay (almost) eating a corn fritter.
The story of Shay (almost) eating a corn fritter.
Take that, dentist…
Take that, dentist…
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‘I’m sure you look lovely’
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
No+shame.
No shame.
Join the conversation
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…