fries never let me down

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

did you know e.t. had a last name?

CSI: disneyland

that awkward moment you make unavoidable eye-contact with a complete stranger

peekaboo for adults

he can’t hear you!

use a second towel to avoid getting butt on your face

Remember when Adam Scott revealed mark hammill never showed up to his childhood birthday part?

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense