From another country watching the US elections.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

He’s heard some things…

You can call me Mr. T.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

Grandmother, stop.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

All the beautiful people.

Marriage is quite an interesting concept.

Give to me the large dumple.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Humans are clever.

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE