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my precious

my precious
Be good to others when you are blessed.
Be good to others when you are blessed.
You say tomato, I say tultol…
You say tomato, I say tultol…
Me too, pal.
Me too, pal.
Lawn darts should make a comeback.
Lawn darts should make a comeback.
Dry cleaners on Roncesvalles in Toronto are sorry they couln’t help more…
Dry cleaners on Roncesvalles in Toronto are sorry they couln’t help more…
Gotta turn it to channel 9 3/4 first…
Gotta turn it to channel 9 3/4 first…
There’s Pooh in your omelette…
There’s Pooh in your omelette…
Trains have birthdays, as well.
Trains have birthdays, as well.
Get mac’ed on.
Get mac’ed on.
Bidet’s are all business.
Bidet’s are all business.
Well… that kind of worked out.
Well… that kind of worked out.
Elmo will enjoy you all.
Elmo will enjoy you all.
When I dance, you dance, we dance.
When I dance, you dance, we dance.
This does not Shrek joy…
This does not Shrek joy…
Yeah but think of all the priorities…
Yeah but think of all the priorities…
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
No+shame.
No shame.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
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Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Obviously.
Obviously.
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Sup+player.
Sup player.