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They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.
They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.
Doesn’t matter, still nommed.
Doesn’t matter, still nommed.
Invest in the long con.
Invest in the long con.
Bird o’ War
Bird o’ War
McDonald’s themed deck has the queen holding the burger… for reasons.
McDonald’s themed deck has the queen holding the burger… for reasons.
Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.
Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.
The only known pyramid capstone.
The only known pyramid capstone.
Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.
Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.
Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.
Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.
You done good, furry one.
You done good, furry one.
Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…
Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…
In an alternate universe….
In an alternate universe….
The secret to being a pretty good parent…
The secret to being a pretty good parent…
We must allow natures grasp.
We must allow natures grasp.
Quick maths is slow to pay off.
Quick maths is slow to pay off.
Scumbag+orthodontist.
Scumbag orthodontist.
Chemistry+cat+strikes+again.
Chemistry cat strikes again.
Scumbag+women.
Scumbag women.
Cursor+disco%21
Cursor disco!
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Where+does+your+schnoz+fit+in%3F
Where does your schnoz fit in?
All+hail+Nutella.
All hail Nutella.
Tie+me+up+to+the+bed%26%238230%3B
Tie me up to the bed…
Words.
Words.
Good+grammar+FTW.
Good grammar FTW.
%26%238230%3Bgay+people+actually+exist.
…gay people actually exist.
Not+just+a+game.
Not just a game.
Sweeney+todd+%26gt%3B+Twilight.
Sweeney todd > Twilight.