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My co-worker asked me for a quarter, then gave me this in return…

My co-worker asked me for a quarter, then gave me this in return...
i need to make friends with crows
i need to make friends with crows
why do they make it so stressful?
why do they make it so stressful?
good luck with your fresh start!
good luck with your fresh start!
fixed it
fixed it
tastes like blue
tastes like blue
It was cold winter’s night…
It was cold winter’s night…
target has had enough bs
target has had enough bs
thanks, gilligan!
thanks, gilligan!
i’ll have the vodka salad
i’ll have the vodka salad
kermit had kids
kermit had kids
forgive me father, for i have sinned
forgive me father, for i have sinned
by do not, they mean do
by do not, they mean do
the perfect crime
the perfect crime
i reckon i’d watch that movie
i reckon i’d watch that movie
is this where the saying comes from?
is this where the saying comes from?
you+can+check+out+any+time+you+like%2C+but+you+can+never+leave
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
the+bechamel+test
the bechamel test
pavlov%26%238217%3Bs+hair
pavlov’s hair
but+in+bear+years%26%238230%3B.
but in bear years….
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biblically+accurate+vlc+player
biblically accurate vlc player
in+case+it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+clear+when+you+adopted+them
in case it wasn’t clear when you adopted them
why+not+both%3F
why not both?
it%26%238217%3Bs+always+sunny+on+tatooine
it’s always sunny on tatooine
toilets+out+of+context
toilets out of context
set+phizers+to+stun
set phizers to stun
i+was+born+a+baby
i was born a baby
unicorns+are+real
unicorns are real