(Husband)

(Husband)

I want to go to there.

I want to go to there.

Meanwhile, in Australia.

Meanwhile, in Australia.

May the force of typography be with you.

May the force of typography be with you.

Pilsbury scream.

Pilsbury scream.

I’m so ugly!

Wait. What?

Mieders alpine roller coaster.

Mieders alpine roller coaster.

I like your bear’d.

I like your bear’d.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

If you were born in the 90s…

If you were born in the 90s…

Life satisfaction over time.

Life satisfaction over time.

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.

Have you tried switching it on and off?

Have you tried switching it on and off?

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.