Activate ultra sneak….

Activate ultra sneak....

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

yes, please

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

macaroni rascals

macaroni rascals

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

beer science

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

spitting venom

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats