Full-page ad in today’s NYTimes: “Dear Mr. President, You just got spied on. Big league. Don’t subject us all to the same $%!#.

Full-page ad in today's NYTimes:

can you check in the back

can you check in the back

it’s so earie

it’s so earie

a wholesome troll

a wholesome troll

no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this

no amount of preparation would have made me freddy for this

words carry a lot of coding…

words carry a lot of coding…

is there a free option?

is there a free option?

as long as I can steal their fries…

as long as I can steal their fries…

even pirates dug for their treasure

even pirates dug for their treasure

add in that crazy-sounding nervous laughter, too

add in that crazy-sounding nervous laughter, too

the most secure network on the planet

the most secure network on the planet

i hope they’re proud of me

i hope they’re proud of me

when I was 21 I was broke and still in college

when I was 21 I was broke and still in college

after a day of clowning around

after a day of clowning around

this always mildly pleases me

this always mildly pleases me

idk but an “anxiety burrito” sounds good

idk but an “anxiety burrito” sounds good