Full-page ad in today’s NYTimes: “Dear Mr. President, You just got spied on. Big league. Don’t subject us all to the same $%!#.

Full-page ad in today's NYTimes:

We were asked to leave…

We were asked to leave…

Bippity-boppity-burned

Bippity-boppity-burned

My girlfriend IRL. She has a problem

My girlfriend IRL. She has a problem

Migingo Island, a 0.0008 sq mi dirt mound with 131 inhabitants

Migingo Island, a 0.0008 sq mi dirt mound with 131 inhabitants

I’mma get you…

I’mma get you…

I bet he owns a gun

I bet he owns a gun

I present to you: Obi-Wan Kenboni.

I present to you: Obi-Wan Kenboni.

Coming in hot!

Remember that one time Steve Irwin chased and caught an emu with his bare hands?

Remember that one time Steve Irwin chased and caught an emu with his bare hands?

Projection set up in front of my window

Projection set up in front of my window

Flash, take the controls

Flash, take the controls

The commitment…

The commitment…

What to do with your candy this year

What to do with your candy this year

The way Portia is looking at Ellen…

The way Portia is looking at Ellen…

I could work here

I could work here