A taste of the Titanic, circa April 14, 1912.

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

This is a brilliant grandpa move

write the next line of this story

up? down? sideways

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

When you gotta go, you gotta go

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

just one?

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics