True today, yesterday, and tomorrow.

In alternate reality… potentially.

Is it really breaking news if we saw it coming from a kilometer away?

As for me and my cheese… we will serve the platter.

This post was fact checked by Mark Zuckerberg themself.

Renaissance Fairs Are Infectious

Yes I’ll pose for your 200 Instagram followers, Karen.

M-M-M-M-MONSTER CRONCH

DOWN WITH THE CAT UNION

Take them all, for all I care.

How Kids Cough – aerosol on brick.

A little too close for comfort….

This is how they proved Londons Double-decker buses were not a tipping hazard, circa 1933.

The problem is not so much with the science…

Good job, damn near everyone else…

I’ll take the virus, thanks.