elves are the real problem

Cat Lady Door Knocker

KILL ALL HUMANS – Bender, probably.

farmersonly.com

Bobby ain’t no bitch.

The pope can get to steppin’

life is sometimes birb.

Teach people things whenever you are able.

like, ewe.

Give the chicken a chance, Suzy.

Excuse me while I mail my ballot in…

Guillotine earrings were very popular during The Reign of Terror in France, or so it’s alleged.

Won’t somebody please think of the Arendellians’ circadian rhythms’?

You’re gonna need more deet.

Really into role-play, this one.

Trust in the nuggerts with all thine heart.