The many horses, man.

algebra is like onion pie

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

well that escalated quickly

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

jurassic park holiday special

the power of positive affirmations

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

when you have to roll with the lie

the more you drink, the more political you get

royale burrito with cheese

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

bring back the cats!

this is how i became the fun uncle