naughty list

smell so strong it has WiFi

My wallet is a museum of empty space

career goal: full-time sleeper with part-time excuses

love wasn’t lost. it was eaten

golden recycler

accidentally impressed

comfort zone

loaf it or leave it

cardio is for people with functioning life choices

retired

i fear nothing except finishing this book

when true love is just two people and too many dogs

Carbroach

my bank account felt that slice

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