political pokemon

esrever ygolohcysp

there’s a hulk hogan hot dog joke here somewhere i’m not thinking of

get bit by These walking dead memes because the show became the zombie it was trying to survive

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

Clearly my dreams are better

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

it’s sometimes the little dumb things that bring us the most happiness

you had a good run

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

the reverse hero’s journey