If I fits, I social distances

just resting my eyes during the boring parts

Chaotic Neutral

I chose you, Anxiety!

so this is what dentists mean when they say “open wide”

McHoney

I relate to the one in the bottom right specifically

Aggressively hydrated

Why go to therapy when you can dig a hole?

Bob’s mustache belongs to Linda, and she knows it

Why is the mobile gamer seat the most comfortable?

Sitting is how hoodies assert their true shape

That mustache is 10/10

He’s not my Prince Charming…But I am

Is the wheel tax deductible? Asking for a friend.

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