I skipped it. It didn’t skip me.

“I’ll be back… for the parent-teacher conference”

The confusion is real and loud

“Will he ever squeak again, Grandma?”

Let him be!

No photos, please. My agent will call you

“Arctic Tundra” inside a “Toaster Oven”

Laundry today, jewelry tomorrow

The box that launched a thousand purrs

The toaster better have four slots for this risk

finally someone to share the ball with

just trying to square up

oh noooo!

motivation just leaked

“ok, I’ll remove everything”

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