Rest in peace to my dignity and ankles

Suddenly the world makes a lot less sense

Beauty is on the inside. Way, way inside.

“I’m here to lobby for more trash cans”

Imagine being dead and still getting rejected

My camera roll is just sky and cats

“I’ll finish this in 5 minutes.” 3 hours later:

We were robbed of peak cinema

Tom Hearty

relatively funny

a massive promotion

Total eclipse of patience

clumsy nature is just an entropy issue

I believe in miracles and belly rubs

Me entering the tavern after my 9 to 5 job

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