I have 40 dollars and a giant bird

Zero calories, zero caffeine, zero purpose

Time to pack the bags and move to Mars

My five-year plan is just petting ten thousand dogs

“don’t you dare” birthday party

“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe”

She knows the secrets, just not the setting

Wok-ing out

disturbingly cute

unfurgettable

Feeling toadally better already!

Stop!!!!

It’s okay, buddy. We’ve all been that 16-year-old

I wouldn’t trust her near a chocolate cake

15 years later, still holding the flashlight wrong

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