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“Hoo You Looking At?”

I can literally hear the plastic latch clicking

“You” is reserved for when I mess up

Can I pay for these with head scratches?

Usually, mine are in a chaotic circle

It’s a bird, it’s a plane… no, it’s a globe

“Pockets? No thanks”

He’s whispering ‘Hakuna Matata’ into the radio headset

a very fast tent

The real hero doesn’t even have a username

Two pounds of pure, unadulterated cookie dough flavor

Four thousand dollars well spent right there

Goodbye responsibilities, hello sweet, sweet memory foam

Moving the laundry pile to a larger room

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