vintage and highly collectible

You won’t be arrested, but you’ll be haunted

My plans? Existing in fabulous silence

That bun is staring into my soul

“I’m an open book.” The book:

I have 40 dollars and a giant bird

Zero calories, zero caffeine, zero purpose

Time to pack the bags and move to Mars

My five-year plan is just petting ten thousand dogs

“don’t you dare” birthday party

“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe”

She knows the secrets, just not the setting

Wok-ing out

disturbingly cute

unfurgettable

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