Lord of the Treats

Every word is a polished diamond

Silence is golden, but my playlist is platinum

The most aggressive chef in all of Paris

50% tremble, 50% hate, 100% alpha

The Al Dente Americano

Moove over, there’s a new favorite pet

Someone didn’t read their own script

The cat knows more than I do

Does it come with an Infinity Sandal?

Someone check on Jeffery, he’s hurting

I can fight because I grew up with brothers

It’s not stealing if we share DNA

Suddenly, I’m the one making stupid choices…

5 stars for door-to-door service

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