just don’t say pete davidson three times in a row

you’re next!

all the pain

i’m too old for this sh–

gonna have a meat twinkie for lunch today

coke classic or bust

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

are you awake or ashleighp?

canon vs fandom

the gift no one wants

bamboozled!

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business