“ah yes, the murderer sneezed”

i love them, i fear them

i’m scared and hungry

past present continuous delusions

let’s normalize chaotic rock compliments

purrlasma

monetized procrastination

serotonin, sponsored by visa

rooted in ambition

facts? no thanks, butter

this stroller needs insurance

type less, pet more

It’s me.

which one is driving?

my jeans are nervous

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