Hire me for my expert night-shift experience

A tragic story in only two sentences

My new retirement plan looks fantastic

Never trust a plesiosaur with a joke

“My castle is currently stationary”

Confidence: Gone in 90 degrees

Parenting Hall of Fame

Time to change my name and move

“Tale As Old As Rhyme”

Living his best ninth life

date night armor

Stop poking the pokeymans

the quietest roommate

A very specific way to find a wife

nobody will notice.

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