Aggressively hydrated

Why go to therapy when you can dig a hole?

Bob’s mustache belongs to Linda, and she knows it

Why is the mobile gamer seat the most comfortable?

Sitting is how hoodies assert their true shape

That mustache is 10/10

He’s not my Prince Charming…But I am

Is the wheel tax deductible? Asking for a friend.

I skipped it. It didn’t skip me.

“I’ll be back… for the parent-teacher conference”

The confusion is real and loud

“Will he ever squeak again, Grandma?”

Let him be!

No photos, please. My agent will call you

“Arctic Tundra” inside a “Toaster Oven”

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