mood swings have mood swings

“I’m a rockstar now, Mom”

“Treats & Chaos” drops this Friday

One dog’s trash is this dog’s data

“I have juice boxes to attend to”

One man’s tragedy is a cat’s Tuesday

Worst profile picture in the entire kingdom

I think I just touched a fossilized nugget…

been on the waiting list for centuries

By landing, he’ll own the airline

That’s a lot of emotional baggage, Steve

Mint condition, never been purrrchased

These are definitely haunted, no doubt

cannot afford to lose more

I’m scared to even touch the menu

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