being a “good human” still trends

The vibes have officially departed the station

When the dissonance hits just right

That look when you realize you’re not actually a wolf

Sir, please stop staring at me with your entire body

WD-40 for humans

look, it has pockets!

It’s not a hobby, Melissa, it’s a calling

At least someone in the house is consistent

If I fits, I sits… even on your nose

I’m a premium loaf, not a breadstick

You’re about to be chased across the park

duckumentary of being iconic

Daydreaming the Oscar speech before writing page one

Math is basically magic

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