Population: saved. Back pain: permanent

zero respect, maximum personality

thanksgiving isn’t complete without telling the ‘drunk tractor incident’

look, i might not tie it right, but i’ll tie it with passion

teenager in BC, legend in AD

“I’m not proud of what I did. but I know which litter win”

Some people think outside the box. Pete threw the box in the sea

“Siri, take a dramatic selfie of my breakdown”

This wrapper has more safety instructions than my car

when your cat has a tighter broadcast schedule than CNN

astrology can’t fix that attitude

bearable levels: exceeded

“this video is 61 seconds? i’m out.”

he’s a 10 but his hobbies include defying gravity.

Pure chaos, pure charm.