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some fish like it rough
some fish like it rough
that’s a big nope
that’s a big nope
ghost ostrich
ghost ostrich
this is the kind of dad i want to be
this is the kind of dad i want to be
these are the best moments
these are the best moments
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
this is what salt looks like under an electron microscope
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
he’s about to order some delivery lasagna
can we keep it?
can we keep it?
seemed like a fair trade at the time
seemed like a fair trade at the time
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
luckily there were no icebergs nearby
dad meltdown pending
dad meltdown pending
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
i’m ‘shocked’ it was abandoned
stops for ducks, still wins gold
stops for ducks, still wins gold
always check your grammar
always check your grammar
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
guess i’m not getting Kate Hudson a present this holiday season
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
Join the conversation
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS
Grandma+with+the+truth+bomb
Grandma with the truth bomb
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive