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Breaking the fourth wall, one percenter style.

Breaking the fourth wall, one percenter style.
Whenever a bird craps on my car…
Whenever a bird craps on my car…
Mr. Bean is a jerk.
Mr. Bean is a jerk.
Cool as a cucumber.
Cool as a cucumber.
Just waiting for the bus…
Just waiting for the bus…
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
Hey Mr. Owl. Why so glum?
This is the internet.
This is the internet.
Dad level 439932.
Dad level 439932.
The Man Card.
The Man Card.
Dancing otter.
Dancing otter.
King ov Evrythin.
King ov Evrythin.
The gutsiest moves you can make in life.
The gutsiest moves you can make in life.
Lindsay Lohan sees her future.
Lindsay Lohan sees her future.
How Mormons prank.
How Mormons prank.
In bed and something touches your leg…
In bed and something touches your leg…
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar.
Whenever you correct someone’s grammar.
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
%240.99+per+ko%C3%90%C2%AFn
$0.99 per koЯn
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
A+buried+WW2+bomb+exploded+in+a+German+barley+field+this+week.++War+persists.
A buried WW2 bomb exploded in a German barley field this week. War persists.
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I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!
A+captain+and+his+ship
A captain and his ship
Tree+pruning+in+the+1800%26%238217%3Bs
Tree pruning in the 1800’s
Investing+in+the+future.
Investing in the future.
ist+sehr+gut.
ist sehr gut.
Love+will%2C+uhh%2C+find+a+way.
Love will, uhh, find a way.
24+years+of+tech+and+skill+advancement+in+a+picture.
24 years of tech and skill advancement in a picture.
My+body+is+prepared.
My body is prepared.