I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

I'm about to do what's called a pro breeder move.

i read this wrong, too

i read this wrong, too

adorable death

ready for battle

ready for battle

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

shady happenings are afoot at the waffle house

somebody that I used to know

somebody that I used to know

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?

who needs therapy when you have marie condo?

some people would pay to see this in theaters

some people would pay to see this in theaters

important advice

important advice

this is true

iconic work by the species

iconic work by the species

opinion-size-age-shape-colr-origin-material-purpose-noun

opinion-size-age-shape-colr-origin-material-purpose-noun

real life battleship

real life battleship

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

adding ‘shrek-lookin bag of bitch’ to my insult list

did not know dogs had butt cracks

did not know dogs had butt cracks

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had

the answer to the question i didn’t know i had