dads are so embarrassing

Until next time.

Disney flirting.

If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

â‚¿ Life.

A fisherman’s life for me.

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

The Oregon Apocalypse

Resist contemptible people.

Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!

I could watch this news…

When you are too good at being dad

But you said it was freeeee

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!