‘Tee hee hee they have no idea’ – Alien, probably

When parenting gets real

Stephen Fry said Carrie Fisher loved to give the oddest and most randomly silly presents. These are the last three things she gave him before he passed.

Magnetic window cleaner

Christmas tip 67

Ozzy And Sharon Osbourne Posing In 1987

Words

All those years wasted…

If God put a ring on it.

The older I get, the more I understand

I can’t help it! It’s so beautiful!

Don;t tell your kids about Santa

It won’t work, but do it anyway

Reason #17483028 To Be A Scientist

Nice

Grandpa wanted to join Family Fun Night