further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

all I want is a peaceful sleep

all I want is a peaceful sleep

get into the nitty gritty

get into the nitty gritty

just one more episode…

just one more episode…

i only coughed once

i only coughed once

some fairytale overthinking to waste your time

some fairytale overthinking to waste your time

maximum security

maximum security

a new challenger approaches

a new challenger approaches

it was that or be responsible

it was that or be responsible

this drives me crazy

this drives me crazy

that’s something a ghost would say

that’s something a ghost would say

the true root of the issue

the true root of the issue

this terrified chair (chairrified)

this terrified chair (chairrified)

when someone is colon you out critically

when someone is colon you out critically

i don’t even know if i’m a robot

i don’t even know if i’m a robot

my mother would be disappointed in my diet

my mother would be disappointed in my diet