gag reeled

Take off from Australia, land in China

This bear naps.

Writing is hard.

The Oxford comma, remains, important.

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

Why you all mad, tho?

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

Jokes on me…

Permission to cry.

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.

*watches Netflix happily*

Surprises for the drunk one

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