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generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

Mom! You’re on the internet!
Mom! You’re on the internet!
Beware of health buzzwords.
Beware of health buzzwords.
I’m counting on you Disney.
I’m counting on you Disney.
Words.
Words.
Oh Macklemore…
Oh Macklemore…
15 nerdy science jokes.
15 nerdy science jokes.
Alternative Crayon colors.
Alternative Crayon colors.
Can’t we all just get along?
Can’t we all just get along?
You break it you keep it.
You break it you keep it.
Kitty malfunction.
Kitty malfunction.
When parents lie to their children.
When parents lie to their children.
PMS.
PMS.
Kitten Launcher.
Kitten Launcher.
Promising your kids money…
Promising your kids money…
Realities of War.
Realities of War.
WHEN+YOU+GET+LOW+SELF+ESTEEM%2C+THINK+ABOUT+PIGEONS
WHEN YOU GET LOW SELF ESTEEM, THINK ABOUT PIGEONS
good+question
good question
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
Join the conversation
THE+DIET+STARTS+TOMORROW
THE DIET STARTS TOMORROW
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea