generic father figure for backyard bbq needed in Spokane.

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

there were no witnesses

and the answer is?

it was just a misunderstanding

ancient simpsons

don’t even think about it, garfield

comrade cat

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

what fish think when you’re fishing

good luck, punks

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

adding to my vernacular

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

forever 31

everything is bigger in texas except the rain