It’s not friggan cat hair!

It's not friggan cat hair!

there is no nice on the ice

there is no nice on the ice

sweet and savory

sweet and savory

another cat, i said!

another cat, i said!

two people i hope to never see in public

two people i hope to never see in public

let grandpa drunk text!

let grandpa drunk text!

i swear i meme it

i swear i meme it

there’s a chance she’s not angry though

there’s a chance she’s not angry though

good luck sleeping

good luck sleeping

what an idiot

always review before you hit enter

always review before you hit enter

worth every burn

worth every burn

i need to get a dolphin wingman

i need to get a dolphin wingman

stupid brain

condiment udders

condiment udders

become ungovernable

become ungovernable