It’s not friggan cat hair!

It's not friggan cat hair!

We’re gonna what now?

We’re gonna what now?

*flop*

I’ll give you a good description of who took it

I’ll give you a good description of who took it

Birds are not pets. Dove me wrong.

Birds are not pets. Dove me wrong.

Woody, you got the time?

Woody, you got the time?

Reelly?

Wait just a 2nd…

Wait just a 2nd…

Putting up with the void.

Putting up with the void.

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas staring at paparazzi.

Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas staring at paparazzi.

It was a simpler time

It was a simpler time

I’m a fan of empirical evidence.

I’m a fan of empirical evidence.

Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.

Smartest person in philosophy class cringe.

Sushi is art.

Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old

Explaining Jail To A 5 Year Old

I <3 Daylight