How to evict yourself from the planet.

How to evict yourself from the planet.

thanks for the warning

thanks for the warning

they get things done. hired

they get things done. hired

no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight

no one wants to see a stage version of Twilight

Dickies and wallet with chain for me. I don’t miss those days

Dickies and wallet with chain for me. I don’t miss those days

they always know

they always know

ethan sucks

literally what the book is about

literally what the book is about

i had to google this to confirm. moo

i had to google this to confirm. moo

anyone else seething with rage at this?

anyone else seething with rage at this?

they couldn’t just… google it?

they couldn’t just… google it?

of course this happened in texas

of course this happened in texas

you will be missed

you will be missed

Another person who clearly didn’t read the book

Another person who clearly didn’t read the book

that’s… not a human

that’s… not a human

take my degree away

take my degree away