Feeling Lucky?

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.

Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Words.
Words.
So freaking hardcore.
So freaking hardcore.
Realized this while watching Cosmos…
Realized this while watching Cosmos…
Charizard will protect us.
Charizard will protect us.
You farted in Trader Joe’s…
You farted in Trader Joe’s…
Are you a Dementor?
Are you a Dementor?
I wish I could talk to ponies!
I wish I could talk to ponies!
When I finally get a callback from a job application.
When I finally get a callback from a job application.
That settles it…
That settles it…
A woman’s guide to dating men.
A woman’s guide to dating men.
I failed my psychological evaluation!
I failed my psychological evaluation!
I make you strong!
I make you strong!
No reward necessary.
No reward necessary.
How hormones work.
How hormones work.
A Nightmare of Sesame Street.
A Nightmare of Sesame Street.
Knock+knock
Knock knock
Slow+down%21
Slow down!
Feeling+strange%2C+Mr.+Bond%3F
Feeling strange, Mr. Bond?
3rd+Party+Awareness
3rd Party Awareness
Join the conversation
Why+I%26%238217%3Bm+single
Why I’m single
Such+angry+elves
Such angry elves
Urinal+PSA
Urinal PSA
Before+you+kiss+a+boy
Before you kiss a boy
LIFE+according+to+The+Simpsons.
LIFE according to The Simpsons.
Just+realized%26%238230%3B
Just realized…
What%26%238217%3Bs+the+deal+with+belly+buttons%2C+anyway%3F
What’s the deal with belly buttons, anyway?
Exponential
Exponential